This is actually kinda of funny…

Innvovative way to learn marketing
1. I see a gorgeous girl at a party. I go up to her and say: “Hey i’m very Smart. Marry me” – That’s Direct Marketing

2. I’m at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of my friend goes up to her and pointing at me says: “He’s very Smart… Marry him.” – That’s Advertising

3. I see a gorgeous girl at a party. I go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, I call and say: “Hi, I’m very Smart. Marry me.” – That’s Telemarketing

4. I’m at a party and see gorgeous girl. I get up and straighten my tie, i walk up to her and pour her a drink, i open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:” By the way, I’m Smart. Will you marry me?” – That’s Public Relations

5. I’m at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very Smart! Can you marry me?” – That’s Brand Recognition

6. I see a gorgeous girl at a party. I go up to her and say: “I am very Smart. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That’s Customer’s Feedback

7. I see a gorgeous girl at a party. I go up to her and say: “I am very Smart. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap

8. I see a gorgeous girl at a party. I go up to her and before i say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m Smart. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him – That’s competition entering into your market share

9. I see a gorgeous girl at a party. I go up to her and before i say: “I’m Smart, Marry me!” my wife arrives. – That’s restriction for entering new markets…!

What else…I’m going to go out now, something I haven’t done on my own for quite a while despite the fact that I am, as I have repeatedly said, sitting at home all alone with nothing particular to do.

PS: Ooh…there’s this ebook that I somehow got my hands on- seriously, I don’t know where it came from, it was just in my Ebooks folder!- entitled “How to Get Laid” with some qualifiers I don’t really remember. A very interesting read, if only for its rather surprising- but somehow obvious, once they’ve been pointed out- insights into female psychology.

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