Google Meme

Type your name into Google with the verb that comes after in the question. Answer with your favorites from the first page of google results. Have fun!

From kalafudra’s blog. I think I’ll stick with my first name too, the last is pretty uncommon even within my tiny community.

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
A: “As far as I am concerned I think all that Nikhil needs is some good old fashioned spanking.”

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
A: “When promos of the film were released for the first time people said Nikhil looks like a mixture of Shah Rukh Khan and Shahid Kapoor.” Actually, my friends say Tom Cruise and Dennis Quaid. But whatever. 😛

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
A: “ Everything Nikhil says about the crude form of nationalism makes absolute sense.” Oh, yes it does. Had to cheat a bit for this-2nd page.

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
A: “Nikhil wants to fly from high.” Although he’d probably have phrased it better.

Q:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
A: “With no role to play, I hope Nikhil does not get bored and leave. Ouch.” Ouch.

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
A: “NIKHIL HATES Ppl tryn 2 piss me off. Ppl tryn 2 act smart (if u’re realy smart at it..its acceptable!) Ppl tinkn dey cud f*** wit me nd get away wit it! …” PEOPLE TALKING THAT WAY!!!

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
A: “Nikhil asks her to swear on Sakshi that Krish is better than him in bed.” Now, why would I do that? Why would ANYONE do that?

Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
A: “Nikhil likes experimenting with colors and silhouettes. Until recently into short kurtas…”  No comments.

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
A: “Nikhil eats Jake and Jake screams in terror. Nikhil does his evil french laugh again. Then he eats Sam and he screams in horror.” Nikhil does his evil french laugh again. LOL!!!

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
A: “Nikhil wears, if Ethen does not splits.” From “christian debt solutions.” 😛

Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
A: No results found for “Nikhil was arrested for”. Why, thank you.

Q: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
A: “Nikhil loves living it up.” “Nikhil loves adventure.” I know, boring, but my only other choice was some woman named Sonam.

Not tagging anyone, as always, but I will mention that it was fun, if anyone was planning on doing it.

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