1. “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
What it’s from: Princess Bride
When you say it: Twenty minutes after you saw The Princess Bride. With a ruler in your hand, and your only pair of boots while your very-much-alive father shaves in the bathroom down the hall. Oh please, like you weren’t all dying to say this one as soon as you heard it.
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